Old Enough To Die For My Country, Too Young To Drink | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Funny Patriotic T-shirt | Premium Design

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Old Enough To Die For My Country, Too Young To Drink | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Funny Patriotic T-shirt | Premium Design
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Old Enough To Die For My Country, Too Young To Drink | Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Funny Patriotic T-shirt | Premium Design

$29.99
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Fast Shipping 5-7 Business Days
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Made in USA Locally Owned & Operated

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This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for everyday and casual wear

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • 100% cotton
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability



Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

While the majority of our customers receive their order within 5-7 business days of purchase, the following outlines our estimated processing and transit times.

Estimated Delivery Times (U.S.-based customers)

Apparel Products:

  • Processing Time: 2-3 business days
  • Shipping Time (Transit): 3-5 business days 

All times exclude clearance/customs delays. Shipping/transit times may differ during holidays and peak periods.

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